Here’s baby Pudge on her first day home with me. She never wanted to leave my side, not even for a nap. So I carried her adorable, 1 pound body around like this so she could catch some Z’s.
ohhhh my god
if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
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i wonder what jesus’s favorite color was
they didnt have colours back then everything was in black and white
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i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
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my dog’s new little brother, a whippet/italian greyhound mix!
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
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In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
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hi
DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????
what
idk man i think its pronounced gif
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